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It has been recently brought to my attention, that some people don't know what asparagus is. So there. Do you see the resemblance.

My name is Loan.
I'm the type of loan that changes lives.
Not the type of loan that could pay off the loan sharks, or help you buy a 400k house.
I am not a home equity loan.
Not to be mistaken for title loans and or federal housing administration loans. The end.
If the bombs go off, the sun will still be shining Because of her it said that every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
And you'll come to learn that you should not take half of the things I say, seriously.
I have a good, dry sense of humor. Make me laugh.
I want movement and not a calm course of existence. I want excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love. I feel in myself a superabundance of energy which won't find an outlet in our quiet lives. In a world of constant change how could any one's soul be still long enough to explain in an about me section. "About me" would be pure illusion in the hopes of something to reconcile with...
I have a vagina and I like girls. myspace.com/asparagusvoyager facebook.com/asparagusvoyager

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9 notes October 12, 2009 9 46 PM Reblogged from gonnaruinyrshoes

If Tumblr was really a school, I'd buttrape everyone and be the pedobear mascot.

treeswithleaves:

asparagus:

Win.

Epic fail.

wtf is wrong with people.

Sarcasm?

1. burnstand reblogged this from bowfolk and added:

   because you’re beholden to the idea that reality has “meaning”. Suck it up baby, it’s kill or be killed, and it don’t...

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4. bowfolk reblogged this from gonnaruinyrshoes
5. gonnaruinyrshoes reblogged this from asparagus and added:

   If you don’t want something to be taken out of context, then post the context.

6. asparagus reblogged this from gonnaruinyrshoes and added:

   I don’t know either, all I can say is it’s sarcasm. I don’t think it should be taken out of context.

7. gonnaruinyrshoes reblogged this from asparagus and added:

   idk, I don’t see how rape can be funny.

8. asparagus reblogged this from gonnaruinyrshoes
9. gonnaruinyrshoes reblogged this from asparagus and added:

   Epic fail. wtf is wrong with people.

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