THUNDERCUNT.

About

Formspring!
It has been recently brought to my attention, that some people don't know what asparagus is. So there. Do you see the resemblance.

My name is Loan.
I'm the type of loan that changes lives.
Not the type of loan that could pay off the loan sharks, or help you buy a 400k house.
I am not a home equity loan.
Not to be mistaken for title loans and or federal housing administration loans. The end.
If the bombs go off, the sun will still be shining Because of her it said that every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
And you'll come to learn that you should not take half of the things I say, seriously.
I have a good, dry sense of humor. Make me laugh.
I want movement and not a calm course of existence. I want excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love. I feel in myself a superabundance of energy which won't find an outlet in our quiet lives. In a world of constant change how could any one's soul be still long enough to explain in an about me section. "About me" would be pure illusion in the hopes of something to reconcile with...
I have a vagina and I like girls. myspace.com/asparagusvoyager facebook.com/asparagusvoyager

Following

1 note November 24, 2009 6 14 AM

Bahaha, there’s really 51 notes on those spring rolls?

You guys are lameee.

Comments (View)

November 24, 2009 6 12 AM

I had a dream that I was in an affair with my neighbor’s wife.

Comments (View)

1 note November 24, 2009 6 07 AM

I feel like a grandma.

I don’t remember anything lol.

Comments (View)

3 notes November 23, 2009 6 06 PM

Comments (View)

November 23, 2009 6 05 PM

Going to read and I might fall asleep.

Leave me fs stuffs.

Comments (View)

2 notes November 23, 2009 6 04 PM

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Iron & Wine - Sea Rhythm

Again.

Comments (View)

650 notes November 23, 2009 5 57 PM

Reblogged from closertotheheart

closertotheheart:

mcgonagall:

randolphrankin:theresbeautyinthebreakdown:katiewitha-k:flannelshurtz:ellefxckingyes:

bagelbites:oliviagail:andrewshark:passionformusic:

fuckyeahjessejames:lavren:sleepytigersx:karsonkaylee:upisdownx:

whenskiesaregrey:(via urmum)

oh my god.

LOL

Comments (View)

November 23, 2009 5 56 PM

I’ll leave here with these bad memories, but at least I’m leaving with my dignity.

Comments (View)

November 23, 2009 5 52 PM

This is the crappiest writing I’ve ever put together.

Comments (View)

2 notes November 23, 2009 5 37 PM

I’m a vagina.

Comments (View)

7 notes November 23, 2009 5 36 PM

Reblogged from bathroomwindow

What's CrAckiN iTz yA b0i MiKe AkA CeH LoOkiNg FoR MySpACe SmuTz pEEp GaMe ThO iF y0u A MySpAce JuMpOFF hiT mE uP oN AiM AT (KbHb) ScReAm aT mE MaMi'z MwAzZ

bathroomwindow: